Correction

"Why the cellophane?"

"Why use condoms? It's not cause they're more fun, It's cause it's not safe without them."

Can It End Well?

It can end well!

I Put Pants On!

I put pants on. I put pants on. I put pants on. I put pants on!

Okay. Breathe. You just put some pants on.

Okay.

Deep breath.

I put pants on.