Preference

"I'm definitely gonna pig out."
"Good."

Correction

"Why the cellophane?"

"Why use condoms? It's not cause they're more fun, It's cause it's not safe without them."

Can It End Well?

It can end well!

I Put Pants On!

I put pants on. I put pants on. I put pants on. I put pants on!

Okay. Breathe. You just put some pants on.

Okay.

Deep breath.

I put pants on.

"I Only Wanted to Be 16, and Free"

Correction

[Said in a park]

"He's always poking me."

"Who, Jonas? Yeah, he's always trying to get me to play scrabble and shit."

[!!!]

Correction

His cell was on speaker. He was striding, slung low, down Willoughby.

"Your checking account balance is - nine dollars and - eleven cents."