"instead ___ got ____ in a headlock and then got punched in the face."
"yeah, he had it coming. that guy is weirder than i thought."

"I don't worry about nothing, no, / Cause worrying's a waste of my time."

I Did It!

: \

"i will be whale watching- if we make it to saturday we are going to have to change our boat time to watch the game."

He Was a Hero in His Own Way

They were waiting in the atrium to the church.

"I've never heard you say that about him."

"Bring it up again later and I'll tell you. It's not appropriate to discuss it right now."

The organ began to play.

Preference

"I'm definitely gonna pig out."
"Good."

Correction

"Why the cellophane?"

"Why use condoms? It's not cause they're more fun, It's cause it's not safe without them."